Dialogos comuns

Nie movie po polsko.

Where are you from?
Try to guess.
I dont know. Italy?
No, no Italy.
I dont know.
You have 5 chances, you guess I pay a beer for you.
Spain?
Nie.
Greek?
Nie. More two countries.
Hmm, portugual?
No, last chance.
Hmm, english?
No, no english.
Where are you from?
I'm from Brazil.

Brazil?! What are you doing in Poland?
Hollidays.
In Poland?
Yes, a lovely place.
Why Poland?
Cheap and good beer, and beautiful woman. Poland is paradise.